The Phoenician's Scheme
Wes Anderson, 2025
Classification: M
DCP Courtesy: Universal
Words by Ravi Boltman
Since the pandemic, Wes Anderson’s films have rarely ventured outside the comfort of studio sets. Arguably this suits his demand for control, giving us unadulterated Andersonian style. However, when looking back at his earlier works, filmed on real locations, there is a tension between what Anderson feels, and what the rest of us see, that is sorely missed in The Phoenician Scheme. The film is an unfortunate example of the pitfalls of absolute artistic authority. While usually intoxicating, Anderson’s style here is suffocating.
Benicio del Toro is Zsa-zsa Korda, a derring-doing millionaire who has survived six plane crashes and fathered nine sons and one daughter, a nun called Liesel (Mia Threapleton). Zsa-Zsa pairs up with his tutor Bjorn Lund (Michael Cera), on a quest to secure the future of Korda’s business ventures, but quickly the unlikely trio become targets of scheming tycoons, foreign terrorists and determined assassins.
While Anderson increasingly encloses his film productions within studios, the stories have also become enshrouded within their own consanguineous design: i.e. stories within novels, articles within magazines, plays within televised plays, business deals within shoeboxes. Contrary to the belief that this narrative framework inspires coldness, these acknowledgments of fiction can disarm us while heightening moments of emotional impact. In Asteroid City Jason Schwartzman (a conspicuous absence in Phoenician Scheme) walks off the set of the film, which is really a play, to ask the architect of its making (Adrian Brody) whether he’s really selling the pathos of his character. This scenario seems like it would take you out of the moment - it probably does for some. But those used to Anderson’s fondness for the metatextual, it only elevates the character’s realness - somehow.
The semi-metatextual black & white gates of heaven sequences were formally and emotionally sincere, no doubt because it is a direct cue to Powell and Pressburger’s A Matter of Life and Death (1946). Other such instances are few and far between.
It does not seem to be a coldness, but a pure neglect of emotional stakes that permeates The Phoenician Scheme. Albeit a reflection of Korda’s character, it is a tiresome foible to be around, only rarely containing enough self-awareness to be funny. There is a scene where Bjorn finds a stick of ticking dynamite in the cockpit of the plane, due to explode eight minutes after landing. “Leave it there,” Korda says
In a film that is already forced, the bluntly-stated and overly rehearsed strain of the dynamic of Mia Threapleton and Michael Cera can exhaust their scenes of any whimsy we might expect to find in an Anderson film.
Despite its shortcomings, The Phoenician Scheme is at least Anderson’s most politically active film in years. Korda in many ways is a typical Anderson patriarch: devious, suave and a compulsive liar. And, Anderson’s return to middle-Europe is exciting to the many of us who hold Ralph Fiennes’ M. Gustave in their hearts and perfume bottles. But unlike Gustave, who is escaping a fascist regime, Korda runs from his own immorality. He is labelled from the beginning as a terrible global tyrant who is complicit in slave labour, environmental destruction, extortion, tax and tariff evasion – quite a serious list if it wasn’t so long.
Looming political sabotage sends Korda off to jet-set around ancient Phoenicia. “I am not a citizen,” he says. Korda’s home is a permanent construction site. His mansion is cold and starkly bare.
But there is something behind Korda’s statelessness beyond a fed-up US government. Buried beneath the pyramid of scheming is another story: a tale of brothers. A fraternal struggle as old as time. Zsa-zsa and his brother Nuba are in the business of arms and armoury, often used against each other. Christianity arrives in Liesl, the nun, who attempts to bring a feminine force of forgiveness and salvation to these biblical brothers. At the credits, the nun remains uncertain which of them is her father - Judaism or Islam? Anderson has always made films about family and here he presents an analogy of the pitfalls of monolithic religion and its entangled fraternal roots. And it’s poignant that The Phoenician Scheme is set only three years after the partition of Palestine.
The film’s constant transit is its biggest limitation: there is too little time spent in each location. Anderson’s forte is the vividness of his settings. They are travel films, even if they exist only as representations; “One can feel nostalgia for places one has never seen.” In The Phoenician Scheme, Korda feels no nostalgia: every plane, painting and telephone is but an asset, to be transacted if the situation requires it. An elegant telephone is just a telephone without a connection to how this object might exist outside of its use for Korda. The most memorable object in the film is the bejewelled pipe he gives Liesl, for which he has no use. What audiences love about Anderson’s films is his sensibility for a world where design comes before practicality. For this reason, The Phoenician Scheme will inspire little imitation (by Anderson’s standards), unless the price of cigars comes down.
In 2018, Anderson and his partner, author and illustrator Juman Malouf, curated a large exhibition at the Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna. Spitzmaus Mummy in a Coffin and other Treasures, showcased over 400 objects, but Anderson’s knowledge about ancient Egyptian artifacts was not felt. Max L. Feldman, a writer and art critic in Vienna, said, that “Anderson and Malouf [chose], however, to say nothing about the colonial history of museum acquisition.”
Anderson is ambitious beyond belief in this race around the globe crime farce with a snarky manbaby and political intention. Whatever his vision, the projection is surface level.
“Wes Anderson and Juman Malouf to Curate Show in Vienna.” 2018. Frieze.com. May 27, 2025. https://www.frieze.com/article/wes-anderson-and-juman-malouf-curate-show-vienna.
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